A Dope Crypto-Hop Single

lyrics

Big Foot Likes the Ladies
words and music by Joseph Kowan (aka J-Krafty)

Player getting ready for a night in the forrest, sprayin’ on some Old Spice, and slickin’ back his fur.

Big foot , gangsta of the forest kicks it low key
he got big feet but that’s not all I know – G
and he be keepin’ it cool, just like Cool Mo Dee
cause he’s the B, I, G, F, O, O, T

Always lookin’ retro got a pick in his ‘fro, see
mad ninja skillz, knows karate like Bruce Lee
generally bigger than the average homie,
he’s the B, I, G, F, O, O, T

Big foot always be  strappin, an AK or a Glock
but he’s not clockin’ he don’t puff on the rock

when he’s huntin’ prey, he’ll be jumpin’ over fences

and just like Amy Tan he got a hundred secret senses

He climbs trees
he aint afraid of africanized bees
he might sneeze
but it only feel like a warm breeze
he got hair all over his body not just on his goatee,
he’s the B,I, G, F, O, O, T

Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah
kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s
got much bigger feet than you or me and…

BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES

lady sasquach
now it’s time to turn off your stopwatch
and stop yourself from playing deep woods hopscotch
cause there’s a new gangsta, creepin’ in the woods
he got crazy big feet and he up to no good.

First time he sees you he’ll try and get your digits
then he’ll be textin’ you like every 15 minutes
and he’ll be brushin’ on his teeth and using mouthwash
bigfoot on the prowl for a fine lady sasquatch

He’ll take you back to his cave and make you some sushi
Then he’ll cook you up a nice steak that’s juicy
playin’ soft music for the madd tranquility,  (uh huh)
lady bigfoots like to watch “Sense and Sensibility”

He be makin’ moves from the moment that you show up
hittin’ on you all night hopin that you blow up
you know he’ll be shampooing and conditioning his fur again
and bigfoot likes to cook cause he’s a crazy epicurian.

Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah
kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s
got much bigger feet than you or me and…

BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES

Break it down for me people:

‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’
‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’
‘B’ to the ‘I’ to the ‘G’ to the ‘F’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘O’ to the ‘T’
wait a second yo…
‘S’ to the  ‘A’ to the ‘S’ to the ‘Q’ to the ‘U’ to the ‘A’ to the ‘T C H’ come on,

Now some say he’s a player but I think he’s just playin’ a part cause
underneath he’s just a hairy gangsta with a sad heart
he’s a nice guy, but everyone says he’s a thug
he could do a drive-by, but it would be a drive-by hug

and if he disappeared tomorrow he’d be sorely missed
saddest thing of all is that some people think he don’t exist but..

Cryptozoologists they always be seekin’ him

And if you had a campsite, Big Foot might be sneakin’ in

Cause you may have  a sleeping bag that he want to be sleepin’ in

And if the rain fell on your tent the water could be leakin’ in

Once upon  a time there was a Big Foot lived in East Berlin

Caught behind the wall, it was German he was speakin’ in

Went out to a club Lady Sasquatches be freakin’ him

If he went to Biggy Boot Camp he would be sleek and trim

But I got mad respect for him, whenever we’re together,
He’s my BFFF…My Big Foot Friend Forever

Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah
kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s
got much bigger feet than you or me and…

Big Foot creepin’ in the forest deep, yeah
kickin’ back and straight gettin’ paid he’s
got much bigger feet than you or me and…

BIG FOOT LIKES THE LADIES